Time to celebrate Christmas (I can't believe it's only 18 days away). I'm starting off my season with a couple of corny jokes.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe…
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night…
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes...
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas…
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle...
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad...
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic...
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws...
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem...
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it…
How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down ?
About a wick…
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles…
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil…
I have to share these with my daughter! She'll get a kick out of them. :)
ReplyDeleteOkay! Home-school has been interrupted so we can giggle at Linda's jokes. :) Especially Sandy Claws. :) Just think!
ReplyDeleteNext year Linda will be buying Christmas presents for that little sweety. What fun! :)
Big smile here. Thanks for a happy start to the day and the week.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Jennifer, Robyn, & Tricia. I like starting out the week with a smile and as little stress as possible!
ReplyDeleteYou've actually gathered these all up through the years? LOL. I don't remember ever hearing any of them. Boy my girls are in for a treat tonight!!
ReplyDeleteI love jokes and I don't think I've heard any of these before. Thanks for making me laugh!
ReplyDeleteHi- thanks for the sweet giggle to start my week. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteToo cute...my nephew will love them. I'd tell them to my son, but they might be over the head of a 19 month old :)
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Hahahahahaha...LOVE these:)
ReplyDeleteI love these jokes =)
ReplyDeleteCute! :O)
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