Christmas Jokes

Monday, December 7, 2009
Time to celebrate Christmas (I can't believe it's only 18 days away). I'm starting off my season with a couple of corny jokes.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe…

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night…

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes...

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas…

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle...

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad...

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws...

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem...

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it…

How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down ?
About a wick…

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles…

Knock Knock

Who's there?
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil…


  1. I have to share these with my daughter! She'll get a kick out of them. :)

  2. Okay! Home-school has been interrupted so we can giggle at Linda's jokes. :) Especially Sandy Claws. :) Just think!

    Next year Linda will be buying Christmas presents for that little sweety. What fun! :)

  3. Big smile here. Thanks for a happy start to the day and the week.

  4. Thank you, Jennifer, Robyn, & Tricia. I like starting out the week with a smile and as little stress as possible!

  5. You've actually gathered these all up through the years? LOL. I don't remember ever hearing any of them. Boy my girls are in for a treat tonight!!

  6. I love jokes and I don't think I've heard any of these before. Thanks for making me laugh!

  7. Hi- thanks for the sweet giggle to start my week. Cheers!

  8. Too nephew will love them. I'd tell them to my son, but they might be over the head of a 19 month old :)

    Merry Christmas!