Christmas Jokes

Monday, December 7, 2009
Time to celebrate Christmas (I can't believe it's only 18 days away). I'm starting off my season with a couple of corny jokes.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe…


What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night…


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes...


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas…

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle...


How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad...


What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic...


What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws...


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem...


What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it…

How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down ?
About a wick…

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles…

Knock Knock

Who's there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil…

11 comments:

  1. I have to share these with my daughter! She'll get a kick out of them. :)

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  2. Okay! Home-school has been interrupted so we can giggle at Linda's jokes. :) Especially Sandy Claws. :) Just think!

    Next year Linda will be buying Christmas presents for that little sweety. What fun! :)

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  3. Big smile here. Thanks for a happy start to the day and the week.

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  4. Thank you, Jennifer, Robyn, & Tricia. I like starting out the week with a smile and as little stress as possible!

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  5. You've actually gathered these all up through the years? LOL. I don't remember ever hearing any of them. Boy my girls are in for a treat tonight!!

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  6. I love jokes and I don't think I've heard any of these before. Thanks for making me laugh!

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  7. Hi- thanks for the sweet giggle to start my week. Cheers!

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  8. Too cute...my nephew will love them. I'd tell them to my son, but they might be over the head of a 19 month old :)

    Merry Christmas!

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