Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
What was your power again?
What're are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get.
Dear Ugly People,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Nail Salon Ladies
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Every iPhone User
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it." just saying...
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sadly, this is the last of my Friday Forwards joke post. I hoped you have enjoyed reading the fun emails I had forwarded to me, for they will post no more...
Okay, fine. I'm kidding. I've always sucked at April Fools. Hope you all can pull a better joke than I can't.
HAPPY APRIL 1!