Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely,
Terrified
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely,
United States
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman
Dear Forrest,
What're are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get.
Sincerely,
Jenny
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Sadly, this is the last of my Friday Forwards joke post. I hoped you have enjoyed reading the fun emails I had forwarded to me, for they will post no more...
Okay, fine. I'm kidding. I've always sucked at April Fools. Hope you all can pull a better joke than I can't.
HAPPY APRIL 1!
Those were great. I love the iPhone one.:)
ReplyDeleteSo funny. I loved them all. Really...no April Fool.
ReplyDeleteLoved them and made me smile lots today.... thanks! :O)
ReplyDeleteI am so glad that the last one was an April's Fool Day joke. I love these things. They make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteLove it - have to share! Thanks for the Friday giggles - even if I'm a Friday behind!
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