Friday Forwards - #20

Friday, March 25, 2011
A NEW GROCERY STORE CONCEPT


A new supermarket opened.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal-grilled steaks.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped beer.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.



I don't buy toilet paper there anymore. . .

7 comments:

  1. Hmm. Makes you wonder what the baby aisle sounds and smells like; bawling and dirty diapers...or sweet baby cooing and baby powder!

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  2. Good one! Too much of a good thing, huh??? :O)

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  3. OMG! You are too funny. I would not be able to buy milk any more. So highly allergic to hay! I would probably get divorced. The husband calls milk "the nectar of the gods"! I'm thinking of buying a cow!

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  4. Very funny! And what a freaky idea.

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