I'm wrapping up my Halloween series today with The "Ultimate" Halloween topics.
The Ultimate Halloween COSTUME
Best Costume I've heard of goes to the Pregnant Smoking Nun, whom I blogged about last year on November 3, 2008 (just follow the link on "Best Costume" if you haven't heard that one yet). I still crack up whenever I read the story!! What's a great costume you've seen or heard of??
The Ultimate Halloween SNACK
I still haven't seen a Halloween treat that entertains me as much as Kitty Litter Cake. Great conversation topic too... plus it tastes good (if you can get past the holy-cow-it-looks-so-real-I-simple-can't-eat-that factor). What's a great Halloween snack you like to make or eat??
The Ultimate Halloween Place
Okay, I'm rusty on all the spooky places out there. But come on, they're just so scary and I really don't do scary, so... can you blame me? Since this place is within driving distance of where I live, I'll mention THE SPOOK LIGHT. Apparently, this light--about the size of a lantern--likes to float around the country, and people like to go watch it. A group of my friends and I hopped in a car a couple years ago to find the light. The adventure was more fun than scary because we thought we were lost and never saw anything, though we later learned we'd been in the right place all along. Spook Lighting was big in the sixties, but I think the poor light has retired these days. Still... maybe some people see it around. Your turn: What's a great Halloween place, or even a great scary story that's just too cool not to share?
And that concludes my Halloween Trick or Treating blogs for this year. Have a great holiday and see you in November!! Oh, yum, Turkey Season, a pregnant woman's dream come true...
Trick or Treat - Part Two
Monday, October 26, 2009
Last week was puzzles and word games. Today, my Halloween treat for everyone will be jokes. So, laugh it up with http://www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/ who provided these good, clean, fun, horror jokes!
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch...
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo...
What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
He couldn't find any dloob...
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...
What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick...
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on a coffinbreak...
Where do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets?
At bootiques...
What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot...
What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
High spirits...
How do you make a witch scratch?
Just take away the W...
Where do ghosts go swimming?
The dead sea...
How did the priest make holy water?
He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it...
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffindrops...
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch...
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs...
What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let's wrap this case up...
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch...
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo...
What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
He couldn't find any dloob...
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...
What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick...
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on a coffinbreak...
Where do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets?
At bootiques...
What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot...
What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
High spirits...
How do you make a witch scratch?
Just take away the W...
Where do ghosts go swimming?
The dead sea...
How did the priest make holy water?
He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it...
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffindrops...
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch...
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs...
What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let's wrap this case up...
Trick or Treat - Part One
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
My Start-October-Big is over, ergo now I'm going to stretch back and relax for a while, and I think I'll do that with some fun Halloween Festivities. Since I'm not sure how I could trick you all online, I guess I'll just provide entertaining treats for everyone. So, today will be Halloween Game Day. 
Above is a Halloween maze for you to enjoy. According to the instructions, "this poor pumpkin is missing part of his smile. Please find the path that the missing piece can take to get in the right spot."
Another treat for you is Halloween Hangman. Follow the link if you want to get harped on by a cranky old skeleton for every letter you miss.
And finally, I have a Halloween Word Scamble below. This games comes to us thanks to the website : http://www.internetfamilyfun.com/games/blhalljumbles.htm. They are, of course, words associated with you-know-which-season. And as always, the answers are at the bottom! Enjoy.
OSYKOP
YANCD
SUOMCTE
UPKNIMP
AGVNRCI
UANEDHT
HSOTG
IWCHT
LNIGBOS
CKITR
DSIERP
ATB
VRAGE
GHINT
ATC
PLEAP
I'll see you guys again in a week or so. Have a hauntingly fun gaming experience.
Word Scramble Answers : spooky, candy, costume, pumpkin, carving, haunted, ghost, witch, goblins, trick, spider, bat, grave, night, cat, apple.
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