Friday Forwards - # 6

Friday, April 16, 2010
It's Friday Forwards time again (my sharing with you of funny emails I get forwarded to me). If anyone ever finds out where these forwards originate, let me know so I can credit the source. Also, if you have some great jokes you receive on your emails, please feel free to forward them to me at Linda(at)Linda Kage(dot)com and I'll make sure they get posted (but they have to be clean--public forum here, remember!!).

Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE
FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING
MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL
YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
LIGHT GOES OUT

In a Memphis department store:
BARGAIN
BASEMENT
UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK
THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE
BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER COFFEE BREAK
STAFF SHOULD EMPTY
THE COFFEE POT AND
STAND UPSIDE DOWN
ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,
WASHING MACHINES,ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE
ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED
DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS
PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO
CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ,
THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE
DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

3 comments:

  1. Ha, ha! Thanks for the Friday fun.

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  2. bwahahahha! I can't believe how funny these are. Thank you!

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  3. Thanks for the smile. Have a lovely weekend!

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