Friday Forwards - # 6

It's Friday Forwards time again (my sharing with you of funny emails I get forwarded to me). If anyone ever finds out where these forwards originate, let me know so I can credit the source. Also, if you have some great jokes you receive on your emails, please feel free to forward them to me at Linda(at)Linda Kage(dot)com and I'll make sure they get posted (but they have to be clean--public forum here, remember!!).

Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER.

PLEASE USE

FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING

MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL

YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE

LIGHT GOES OUT

In a Memphis department store:

BARGAIN

BASEMENT

UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK

THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE

BRING IT BACK OR

FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:

AFTER COFFEE BREAK

STAFF SHOULD EMPTY

THE COFFEE POT AND

STAND UPSIDE DOWN

ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,

WASHING MACHINES,ETC.

WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE

ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED

DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS

PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,

THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO

CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,

BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ,

THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.

(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE

DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)