Friday Forwards - #15

Friday, November 19, 2010
I know it's been eons since I last had a Friday Forwards post, so I suppose it's past time. Thus, here I go again, sharing funny emails I get forwarded to me with you.

If anyone ever finds out where these forwards originate, let me know so I can credit the source. Also, if you have some great jokes you receive on your emails, please feel free to forward them to me at Linda(at)Linda Kage(dot)com and I'll make sure they get posted.

Mothers Know All

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, Mom couldn't help noticing how attractive the housekeeper was. She wondered if there was more going on than met the eye.

John told her, "I know what you must be thinking, Mom, but I assure you, my housekeeper is purely professional."

A few weeks later, the housekeeper told John, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

So John sent his mother a letter that read:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle, and I'm not saying you didn't, but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother that said: Dear Son. I'm not saying you sleep with your housekeeper, nor am I saying you don't. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love Mom.


In other news, my baby can take steps by herself!!!! HERE is a video clip we caught of it.

and I was interviewed by my local newspaper, The Pittsburg Morning Sun. HERE is the link to that.

Have a great weekend.


  1. Aw, I love when they start walking. So much fun.

  2. Wow, that was a great article! Congrats on that and your little one walking! They grow up so fast. :)

  3. It was really fun the first time she took steps; she was so excited she started up with the screams. I swear babies don't laugh, they just scream.

    And thank you for reading my article, Jennifer. *blushing*

  4. So much good news! Congrats on the article and the baby steps. And that post was so funny! I never saw this one before.

  5. Don't you just love the effort they put into those first steps! You've captured a beautiful moment ...

  6. Congrats on the article! And that was such a cute video. Can't believe she's walking already! It doesn't seem like that long ago that she was born.

  7. Great article and even better video of your daughter's first steps. Have a great weekend.

  8. Congrats on the article! And YAY for baby steps! :D

  9. Funny joke! Adorable babe. Running will be next and all kinds of trouble. Congrats on the shout out!!! :O)