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Mothers Know All
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, Mom couldn't help noticing how attractive the housekeeper was. She wondered if there was more going on than met the eye.
John told her, "I know what you must be thinking, Mom, but I assure you, my housekeeper is purely professional."
A few weeks later, the housekeeper told John, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
So John sent his mother a letter that read: Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle, and I'm not saying you didn't, but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother that said: Dear Son. I'm not saying you sleep with your housekeeper, nor am I saying you don't. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love Mom.
John told her, "I know what you must be thinking, Mom, but I assure you, my housekeeper is purely professional."
A few weeks later, the housekeeper told John, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
So John sent his mother a letter that read: Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle, and I'm not saying you didn't, but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother that said: Dear Son. I'm not saying you sleep with your housekeeper, nor am I saying you don't. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love Mom.
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Have a great weekend.
Aw, I love when they start walking. So much fun.
ReplyDeleteWow, that was a great article! Congrats on that and your little one walking! They grow up so fast. :)
ReplyDeleteIt was really fun the first time she took steps; she was so excited she started up with the screams. I swear babies don't laugh, they just scream.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for reading my article, Jennifer. *blushing*
So much good news! Congrats on the article and the baby steps. And that post was so funny! I never saw this one before.
ReplyDeleteDon't you just love the effort they put into those first steps! You've captured a beautiful moment ...
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the article! And that was such a cute video. Can't believe she's walking already! It doesn't seem like that long ago that she was born.
ReplyDeleteGreat article and even better video of your daughter's first steps. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeletefabulously fun, thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the article! And YAY for baby steps! :D
ReplyDeleteFunny joke! Adorable babe. Running will be next and all kinds of trouble. Congrats on the shout out!!! :O)
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