Merry Christmas 2012
May you have lots of books in your stocking, or at least lots of gift cards to buy lots of books!
I'm off work at the day job this week, so I'll be enjoying some time with my family and probably reading, due to all the purchases I'll be making on the Kindle gift card I already know I'm getting for Christmas from my wonderful, amazing husband!!
I finally have all my Christmas shopping done and all my Christmas cards sent out! Yeah, me! This silly pose was the kiddo's favorite picture to take for our Christmas card pictures.
She's been begging for two weeks to open all her presents under the tree. It's the first year she's really been aware of Christmas, so it's a blast to watch her get so excited about all the decorating and present opening.
The hubby and I had a little too much fun buying presents for her too. Since Little Miss Personality has developed such a personality, we kept saying "She'd love this, oh, she'd love this," in just about every aisle of Toys R Us that we shopped.
But seriously, she is so going to love the things we got her!
I hope you love your Christmas holiday as well. God bless and take care.
Which room in your house is haunted???
Nothing creeps me out more than spooky real-life ghost stories. So, I gotta talk about spooky real-life ghosts today, of course!!
The husband had to go into work at 3AM last Friday morning. So when Lydia woke a bit before five, I changed her diaper, got her a tippy cup of chocolate milk, and dragged her into bed with me so I could nap until the alarm clock went off.
After about two or three minutes of us snuggling under the covers together, this huge BANG, CRASH, BOOM echoed through the house (I know, cool sound effects, huh!). As I wondered why this always always had to happen when the husband was gone, I realize what caused the sound.
Apparently, the doorway into my library/computer room does not like baby gates put across it. That was the third or fourth time it fell down without anyone being near it. And this very same gate has been put up in front of other doorways in the house, never having the same problem in those doorways.
I've had to get up in the middle of the night before with the Lydia and I've seen the computer screen blaring the screen saver in the library. Okay, fine, I'd left the computer on. But after a while, it goes into this dormant sleep mode and doesn't wake up unless someone wiggles the mouse or clicks on the keyboard, so something had to have disturbed it. (In reality, I'm guessing some update program popped up and activated it somehow, but this is October 31st, so work me on this one).
Thus, I've decided...if there is a haunted room in my house, it would have to be the computer / library room. The problem is I have no idea who would be haunting it. The house is only three years old and we're the only residents who've ever lived here. On the other hand, the ground we built on is old Indian ground. My husband has even found an arrowhead out in the yard. Maybe we've ticked off some ancient native Americans wanting our house off their resting place.
Makes you wonder!
So, if you had to pick out a room in your house to be inhibited by paranormal activity, which room would it be...and why?
Happy Independence Day!!
To all the non-Americans...have a happy, um, Monday!
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween!Click HERE for a fun Halloween eCard I had forwarded to me through email.
Hope you have a great holiday. Don't eat too much candy!!
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask, And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' And can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
BABY: Happy Valentines Day to me!
I would like to thank everyone who posted their well-wishes and support my way. I wish I could write a personal note to each and every one of you. But I'm a bit lacking in energy at the moment. So, a mass THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone.
Lydia and I are doing great. The pediatrician claimed she was perfectly healthy, and as long as I remember to take my pain meds, I feel pretty dang good myself! So far, this journey into motherhood has been the most wonderful, frustrating, blessed, frightening, exhausting, rewarding experience of my life. So, I'm going to cut this post short and get back to spoiling my new baby girl.
Happy New Year
I hope everyone had a great Christmas break (though I'm sure some of you had more work and less of a break).I toally raked in the bookstore gift cards at Christmas, and the hubby got me a Wii Fit Plus so I can get back into shape when I'm on maternity leave. I saw all of my famly, even the members who had to drive six hours through ice and snow to get here.
Our first winter storm of the season hit my house at 4pm on Christmas Eve, so we didn't get to attend our Christmas Eve service at church. The next morning, snow drifts piled up three to four feet in front of our garage, but one of my wonderful brothers came with a snow plow to clear our driveway.
New Years Eve was spent with friends. I got to play DD since I stayed sober. All in all, it was a good, restful break for me. I'm sure my baby can't complain about all the good eats I fed her--she just might come out as one big chocolate bar!
As you can see, I'm back again, ready to read and write blogs!!! But, honestly, who wants to start the year with some deep-thinking post? Not I. So...
It's joke time. Here's a little something from AhaJokes.com.
RESOLUTION #1:
2004: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2005: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2006: I will read 5 books a year.
2007: I will finish The Pelican Brief
2008: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2009: I will read at least one article this year.
2010: I will try and finish the comics section this year.
RESOLUTION #2:
2004: I will get my weight down below 180.
2005: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
2006: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
2007: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2008: I will work out 5 days a week.
2009: I will work out 3 days a week.
2010: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
RESOLUTION #3:
2004: I will not spend my money frivolously.
2005: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2006: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2007: I will be totally out of debt by 2008.
2008: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 2009.
2009: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2010.
2010: I will try to be out of the country by 2011.
RESOLUTION #4:
2007: I will try to be a better husband to Marge.
2008: I will not leave Marge.
2009: I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.
2010: I will try to be a better husband to Wanda.
RESOLUTION #5:
2007: I will stop looking at other women.
2008: I will not get involved with Wanda.
2009: I will not let Wanda pressure me into another marriage.
2010: I will stop looking at other women.
RESOLUTION #6:
2007: I will not let my boss push me around.
2008: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
2009: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
2010: I will tell Dr. Hodger and the group about my boss.
RESOLUTION #7:
2007: I will not get upset when Charlie makes jokes about my baldness.
2008: I will not get annoyed when Charlie kids me about my toupee.
2009: I will not get angry when Charle tells the guys I wear a girdle.
2010: I will not speak to Charlie.
RESOLUTION #8:
2007: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
2008: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
2009: I will not become a "problem drinker".
2010: I will not miss any AA meetings.
RESOLUTION #9:
2007: I will see my dentist this year.
2008: I will have my cavities filled this year.
2009: I will have my root canal work done this year.
2010: I will get rid of my denture breath this year.
RESOLUTION #10:
2007: I will go to church every Sunday.
2008: I will go to church as often as possible.
2009: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
2010: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.
Merry Christmas
Mad Lib Christmas
It's another Christmas Game Day!
To participate in the Christmas Mad Lib fun, come up with a word for the fifteen items listed below (All NOUNS), and then slot them into the poem below that.
1. A Day of the Year
2. A building
3. Name of an animal
4. Name of a male fictional character
5. Piece of furniture
6. Some kind of food
7. Mode of transportation, something you ride in
8. Something that flies
9. What ever is at the top of your Christmas Wish List this year
10. Type of clothing material
11. Name of a fruit
12. Name something white
13. Name something round
14. A food that jiggles
15. Body part
'Twas the night before [#1], when all through the [#2]
The children were nestled all snug in their [#5 in plural form],
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
"Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
He was dressed all in [#10], from his head to his foot,
His eyes--how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He sprang to his [#7], to his team gave a whistle,
"Happy [#1] to all, and to all a good night!"
Now I'm curious: How'd your poem go?
Christmas Trivia
Tis the season to see how festive you are. I found a trivia quiz on the website http://www.internetfamilyfun.com/christmas.htm and just had to test myself. I got a C+ on my Christmas intelligence with 11 out of 14 correct. What about you guys? Did you know all these answers? (Psst: Answers are at the bottom!)
1: What country did the tradition of having a Christmas tree come from?
- England
- Denmark
- Germany
- France
2: Every year most homes in the United States bring something from the outdoors into their homes and decorate it. This object is:
- A Fir or Evergreen Tree
- A Palm Tree
- A log
- A bush
3: What is the name of the head elf in the movie, "The Santa Clause"?
- Scott
- Judy
- Bernard
- Larry
4: In the poem "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement C. Moore what creature is mentioned?
- Fly
- Mouse
- Cat
- Dog
5: What is dressed in "holiday style" in the song, "Silver Bells"?
- Streets
- Store Windows
- Sidewalks
- Train Station
6: In what city did the story, "Miracle on 34th Street", take place?
- New York
- Chicago
- Cleveland
- Buffalo
7: In "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" the elf named Hermey wanted to be a
- Dentist
- Toy Painter
- Doctor
- Prospector
8: In the song, "12 Days of Christmas", how many Lords a-leaping are there?
- 8
- 9
- 10
- 11
9: The biggest selling Christmas song of all time is:
- Bing Crosby's White Christmas
- Brenda Lee's Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
- Connie Francis's Winter Wonderland
- Pat Boone's I'll Be Home For Christmas
10: In the Christmas classic, "Home Alone," where did the family go?
- England
- Scotland
- France
- Germany
11: In the movie "It's a Wonderful Life" what is the angel's first name?
- Sidney
- Oliver
- Clarence
- George
12: Other names for Santa Claus do not include:
- St. Nick
- Sint Klaas
- Father Christmas
- Feliz Navidad
13: The name of the girl that asked if there is a Santa in the famous editorial that answered that question.
- Sally
- Samantha
- Betty
- Virginia
14: In the movie "The Christmas Story", what did Ralphie want for Christmas?
- Go Cart
- Bike
- BB Gun
- Lamp
ANSWERS:
1)Germany, 2)A Fir or Evergreen, 3)Bernard, 4)Mouse, 5) Sidewalks, 6)New York, 7)Dentist, 8)10, 9)Bing Crosby's White Christmas, 10)France, 11)Clarence, 12)Feliz Navidad, 13)Virginia, 14)BB Gun
Christmas Jokes
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe…
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night…
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes...
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas…
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle...
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad...
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic...
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws...
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem...
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it…
How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down ?
About a wick…
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles…
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil…
Happy Thanksgiving!
has someone special to spend their big meal with. I thought I'd start celebrating by sharing a poem I wrote eons ago.Don't worry: it's not SUPPOSED to be literary at all... just fun. I originally wrote it for a friend's kid (actually it was for all three of their kids), but since I'm having my own, I couldn't help but plug in my baby's soon-to-be-name this time around.
So, have a great holiday!! See everyone next week; I'll have new book AND baby updates to share!
The Great Hollowsbee Thanksgiving
A long time ago, down in the village of Hollowsbee
There walked the biggest old turkey you ever did see.
With a sleek coat of feathers, he was juicy and plump.
He looked tasty enough to sink a fork in his rump.
He was ancient and wise, but looked lazy and mild,
Till one day of the year, he turned quite wild.
Every Thanksgiving, in the hours before the feast
No butcher or hunter could catch this wretched beast.
It was an impossible feat
To gain his delicious meat.
So, year after year, the town went without turkey,
Eating only ‘Taters. Yes, their future looked murky.
Because without turkey, they had no meat to gain protein,
And without protein, they were wimps, making them so mean.
But one Thanksgiving, the strangest battle was fought.
It was a war with that turkey no one has ever forgot.
The challenger was a girl named Lydia Marie
who lived with her parents outside Hollowsbee.
In only a diaper and her bare hands, Lydia did crawl
To the turkey’s fence till she was nose to nose with the animal.
She pointed at the turkey and giggled, “bird.”
Now the idea of her killing this beast was truly absurd,
And people gasped as she climbed the fence and jumped into its cage;
The news of her actions spread through town in a rage.
“Get that girl out of there,” someone screamed. “She’ll surely die.”
But no one was brave enough to stop her, and they all began to cry.
As the child scampered forth, people saw the race begin.
They edged closer, watching her chase the beast around his pen.
Now poor little Lydia Marie only wanted to pet the turkey that fled,
She was so determined, she followed it into his shed.
Oh the dread!
As the town stood near, mothers wailed and preachers prayed.
The day wore on while the little shack shook and swayed.
No one really believed the tiny girl with two names
Could bring down the great turkey. But as legend claims,
A cheer rose up when Lydia Marie exited the barn alive.
Thus, the turkey was dressed and cooked well done by five,
And the usually quiet little town of Hollowsbee
Partied and ate late into the morning, till three.

They named their new hero, Lydia the Brave,
Because from starvation, the whole town she did save.
It has gone down in history as the day the great turkey fell.
Lydia the Brave saved Hollowsbee, and that’s all there is to tell.
The End
Trick or Treat - Part Three
The Ultimate Halloween COSTUME
Best Costume I've heard of goes to the Pregnant Smoking Nun, whom I blogged about last year on November 3, 2008 (just follow the link on "Best Costume" if you haven't heard that one yet). I still crack up whenever I read the story!! What's a great costume you've seen or heard of??
The Ultimate Halloween SNACK
I still haven't seen a Halloween treat that entertains me as much as Kitty Litter Cake. Great conversation topic too... plus it tastes good (if you can get past the holy-cow-it-looks-so-real-I-simple-can't-eat-that factor). What's a great Halloween snack you like to make or eat??
The Ultimate Halloween Place
Okay, I'm rusty on all the spooky places out there. But come on, they're just so scary and I really don't do scary, so... can you blame me? Since this place is within driving distance of where I live, I'll mention THE SPOOK LIGHT. Apparently, this light--about the size of a lantern--likes to float around the country, and people like to go watch it. A group of my friends and I hopped in a car a couple years ago to find the light. The adventure was more fun than scary because we thought we were lost and never saw anything, though we later learned we'd been in the right place all along. Spook Lighting was big in the sixties, but I think the poor light has retired these days. Still... maybe some people see it around. Your turn: What's a great Halloween place, or even a great scary story that's just too cool not to share?
And that concludes my Halloween Trick or Treating blogs for this year. Have a great holiday and see you in November!! Oh, yum, Turkey Season, a pregnant woman's dream come true...
Trick or Treat - Part Two
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch...
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo...
What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
He couldn't find any dloob...
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...
What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick...
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on a coffinbreak...
Where do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets?
At bootiques...
What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot...
What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
High spirits...
How do you make a witch scratch?
Just take away the W...
Where do ghosts go swimming?
The dead sea...
How did the priest make holy water?
He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it...
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffindrops...
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch...
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs...
What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let's wrap this case up...
Trick or Treat - Part One
Above is a Halloween maze for you to enjoy. According to the instructions, "this poor pumpkin is missing part of his smile. Please find the path that the missing piece can take to get in the right spot."
Another treat for you is Halloween Hangman. Follow the link if you want to get harped on by a cranky old skeleton for every letter you miss.
And finally, I have a Halloween Word Scamble below. This games comes to us thanks to the website : http://www.internetfamilyfun.com/games/blhalljumbles.htm. They are, of course, words associated with you-know-which-season. And as always, the answers are at the bottom! Enjoy.
OSYKOP
YANCD
SUOMCTE
UPKNIMP
AGVNRCI
UANEDHT
HSOTG
IWCHT
LNIGBOS
CKITR
DSIERP
ATB
VRAGE
GHINT
ATC
PLEAP
I'll see you guys again in a week or so. Have a hauntingly fun gaming experience.
Word Scramble Answers : spooky, candy, costume, pumpkin, carving, haunted, ghost, witch, goblins, trick, spider, bat, grave, night, cat, apple.

